AwkwardAxolotl

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law part 3 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law part 3 AU

You couldn't fight back the smile growing on your lips as you approached the company's ice arena. Cold air rushed past as the automatic doors opened, and you walked towards the help desk with a spring in your step. “Hello, I'm a new member of the company.” You said as you handed the lady the papers. She glimpsed over the papers, and her brows furrowed for a brief moment before she cleared her throat. “(Name), Dracule?” She asked. “Yes, that's me.” “I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you enter.” You felt your mouth widen, and your expression narrowed. You knew exactly why. Even though it

Facade OPxReader part 5 AU: I Accept by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Facade OPxReader part 5 AU: I Accept

The stage was set. Your office was converted into the corniest detective's office imaginable - monochromatic lights, and all. You had called Smoker back right after you finished redecorating, and you had agreed to meet at twelve o'clock sharp. You stole a glance at the clock in the corner of the room and quickly slipped on your trench coat and activated the lights. As if on cue, you heard a knock at the door, and you let the man in. "Salutations." You grinned from ear to ear before you spun around a few times on your heals for good measure and sat down on your chair. "Have a seat." An thickening silence filled the room, and you felt as if y

Miss Matchmaker (One Piece AU) Ch. 6 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Miss Matchmaker (One Piece AU) Ch. 6

Welcome to the Mystery Club’s BlogDay 29 Marlow here! It's been awhile since we were assigned this case, and I figured that I'd show you all what we've gathered in one post, which unfortunately (for us) is not a lot. But regardless, I still have high-ish hopes. This case is certainly a strange one; we don't know for a fact if anything is true, and the most we can do is find inconsistencies, connect the dots as we go, and hope for the best. Without further ado, here's what we have about her... ShadowEros is most likely a girl, hasn't complained with being referred as one, most likely wants to be seen as one, and nearly everyone agrees

Ace x Reader: What the Heart Yearns Part 14 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Ace x Reader: What the Heart Yearns Part 14

“What? How?!” You asked incredulously, looking his face for signs that he was lying. “Oh boy, how do I explain this?” He muttered to himself as he stroked his stubble and looked at the ground. “To be honest, even the smartest Xesprit can't explain everything about this world. I've never been one to study, but this really concerned me, so I looked at some books in the library and I've made an educated guess.” “Go on.” You said. “It's like this: If someone were to convert this world into matter, it would be much too big. Because Reverie is a plane of existence, its gravity would be way to

Let Sparks Fly Kid X Reader part 8 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Let Sparks Fly Kid X Reader part 8 AU

Throughout the day, a fire burned in your chest as you plotted how you would pummel Kid's robot into the ground. Occasionally, you'd have a smile that was far too pleasent to mean anything good, earning worried glances from teachers and students alike, but no one questioned it. You had the perfect idea. Not only were you going to use the design your wanted, but you were going to create it out of the parts of your previous science showcases, assuming you could salvage them from your garage, and program the robot to throw a red carnation on his robot's beaten remains for the sake of rubbing salt on his wounds. However, even though you were dyin

Marktime 8 (One Piece x reader) Prologue by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Marktime 8 (One Piece x reader) Prologue

You hummed a happy tune as you walked down to the small theater. Today was going to be a wonderful day. You had your violin case in one hand, your sheet music in the other, and you were feeling amazing. After all, who wouldn't be after being sick for two weeks straight? Thunder rumbled in the distance and a breeze flowed through your hair as you turned the last corner. Your jaw dropped. “What the hell?” You asked out loud, carefully running towards the now-demolished building. All that remained was a pile of rubble. You stood there silently, reality slowly taking ahold of you. You slapped yourself in the face and yelped at the p

Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 2 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 2

You were woken up by the sound of a knock at your door, and you scrambled to the door, tossing the blankets off into a corner of the room. A paper was slipped underneath the door and you picked it up. Dear (Full name), Under normal circumstances, the events that occurred at your audition would cause disqualification. However, because you were a previous member of the company and never nullified the contract before you left, and you showed that you are a gifted musician, you have made it into the company. Attached is paperwork that is to be completed as soon as possible and turned in to the front desk of the suite you are assigned to. Howev

The Happiness Committee by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 1 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 1 AU

(A/N: Read the prologue here: http://fav.me/d9u425p) After you stepped out onto the dock of One Piece Entertainment Company and dropped off your luggage so it would be dropped off at your room later, you decided to try and find your moss-haired friend. One unsuccessful game of “Where’s Zoro” later, you gave up on trying to find your friend and realized that you were completely and utterly lost, with no way to help find your way to where your audition was. “Well, shit.” You sighed. “Way to go, (Name).” “Watch out!” Someone shouted. You stopped in your tracks only to realize that a shadow

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law part 3 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law part 3 AU

Facade OPxReader part 5 AU: I Accept by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Facade OPxReader part 5 AU: I Accept

Miss Matchmaker (One Piece AU) Ch. 6 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Miss Matchmaker (One Piece AU) Ch. 6

Ace x Reader: What the Heart Yearns Part 14 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Ace x Reader: What the Heart Yearns Part 14

Let Sparks Fly Kid X Reader part 8 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Let Sparks Fly Kid X Reader part 8 AU

Marktime 8 (One Piece x reader) Prologue by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Marktime 8 (One Piece x reader) Prologue

Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 2 by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 2

The Happiness Committee by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 1 AU by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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Treblemakers Ace x Reader x Law Part 1 AU

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Alone you Breathe ( Sherlock Holmes x Reader ) by EntirelyBonkers, literature

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Alone you Breathe ( Sherlock Holmes x Reader )

Watch Me Gallery Commisions Warning(s): Suicide. Song: Alone you Breathe by Savatage. Song It has been three years since I wrote my first story and since I joined. This was my first story. I have re-written it to fit more of my style now. This is very emotional for me because while the song is also very emotional, Deviantart has helped me through so much. I don't know what I would be without it, or you guys in my life. I am really thankful. Please know if you need anything, I am here to help. You've helped me so much and I want to help you guys as well. .... I'm not crying! I-I just have something in my eye! Title: Alone you Breathe Pai

In Time : Hancock x Reader (Part 1/5) by Ms-Hana, literature

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In Time : Hancock x Reader (Part 1/5)

- In Time : Hancock x Reader (Part 1/5) Sidenote : reader is neutral to Hancock’s charms here. - Elder Nyon was calmly pouring herself a cup of tea, admiring the beauty of Amazon Lily from a window in the palace, it was the first day of spring and the flowers were in full bloom. Their petals wavered in the wind, like fleeting smiles that beckoned- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Startled, the former empress shook from her seat, and the warm cup of tea fell and shattered to the ground. She furrowed her brows in annoyance, as she watched a number of guards an

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AwkwardAxolotl's Fanfiction Archive by AwkwardAxolotl, literature

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AwkwardAxolotl's Fanfiction Archive

Hi! I hope this makes it easier to find what you’re looking for, find any stories you want to reread, or maybe even ones that you haven’t read! Additionally, this is where I will post any statuses related to requests! Commissions may be available once I am more confident in my abilities! I will (try my hardest to) update this every week on Sunday! Give me feedback on this! (ie. how organized it is, how easy it is to find stuff, etc. etc.) Also tell me if I am missing anything! Thanks! Happy reading! Awkward Axolotl Requests: Just ask One Piece Oneshots: Snow and Mistletoe Child!Ace x Child!Reader fav.me/d8bsjv4

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About AwkwardAxolotl

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

Apr 29
United States
Deviant for 11 years
She / Her

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My Bio

Hi there! I am AwkwardAxolotl! :D

As my username says, I am quite awkward! But not exactly an axolotl.

I enjoy doing all sorts of things! Some of the things that I commonly post here on DA include, fanfictions, axolotl pictures, fish pictures, jewelry, etc. etc.

I am in marching band! :D

I love One Piece, and I also love axolotls!
I also read Homestuck!

AwkwardAxolotl

COOKIES :3
Pass it on!

Requests: It depends on my mood. I work best and usually only when I am inspired.

Commissions: No, or at least not untill I am fully confident in my abilities.

In general... I write only when I am inspired. Multiple part series will take a while because I'm get many ideas and usually want to do them before I lose inspiration for that.

Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. :D

Favourite Movies

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, (idontwatchalotofmovies)

Favourite TV Shows

One Piece, Doctor Who etc. etc.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Various. I like vieo game soundtracks, though!

Favourite Books

Varies, don't have a favorite at the moment

Favourite Games

Sburb(jk), Pokemon, ect. I like too many games.

Favourite Gaming Platform

Sandbox or rpg

Tools of the Trade

Ooooookay, if you've found this, you have found your free ticket to the answer of the cake caper! Congrats, and you probably looked through all my old stuff.... Go play outside or something, you! Hahah, yeah XD. I believe I've matured quite a bit. So anyw

Other Interests

-ay, note me! I know basic programming! I also like to sort things... Unless they're papers. Bleh

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AwkwardAxolotl

Oct 15, 2017

K8EROSEG'S MESSAGE AND #OPCisdead

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UPDATE: The submission to the group has officially expired. EDIT: The amount of usernames activated the spam filter. Usernames have been deleted. The following was co-authored by k8eroseg (https://www.deviantart.com/k8eroseg) and myself. While I have been inactive for the most part, we decided that I should post it. Below the line is a journal k8eroseg sent to the group OnePieceContests. You were mentioned because the journal has not been approved for, at the time this was written, one full week. This only further justifies the incapability of the leadership in the group. Not only that, but it can be deduced that some of the administration has been online but selfishly too

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AwkwardAxolotl

Jan 30, 2017

Devious Journal Entry

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I'm not back from hiatus, but as it is my anniversary on the site, I figured I might as well say something that needs to be said... Without revealing many details, I have recently lost two people in my life. One of which was the mother of a close childhood friend, and the other was a cousin. Both were too soon. Both of these people never deserved to die. Life happens, tragedy strikes, and some of us are given burdens no one should ever carry, or forced into terrible situation. Yet, despite our regrets and wishes to go back and do something different, time keeps going on, regardless of who is or isn't there to witness. Life is short, and

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Oct 27, 2016

Devious Journal Entry

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Though I didn't get to know him as well as I wanted to, a classmate, and friend I hung out with before football games passed away recently, due to a brain tumor. They had discovered the tumor around Christmas, 2015, and when my band director told us that he had a brain tumor and wouldn't be coming back to school until he had treatment, I told myself that it couldn't have been the guy I knew because he had always seemed so strong to me. These words can't fully describe him, but he was loud, funny, hard-working, and spontaneous, and he really didn't seem to care what people thought of him. He was always expressing the real him, and I really ad